shelqon inquired:

you redirected my url to pornhub and i never realized it and i still didnt realize it at the time, so i clicked my url thinking that it would redirect to where i originally posted that image and what i got instead was an unhealthy dose of shock and fear, and i was shocked and adrenalized when i wrote that message (hence the caps)

im laughing so hard i am so sorry for u and people are looking at me wondering why the hell im laughing so hard

To quote the woman next to me: “well if you’re laughing that hard it must be good!”

sweet tap dancing jesus that must’ve been a shock 4 u

30 Aug 14 @ 4:56 pm  —  reblog

tssfxx:

I have a dream that one day we’ll all be able to wear a garter belt to school because its so ridiculous that 2 straps on your thighs can be so SEXUAL LIKE FUCK I JUST DONT WANT MY HIGH SOCKS ROLLING DOWN. PLUS THEY ARE CUTE AS HELL AND THEY ACTUALLY COVER MORE SKIN INSTEAD OF SHOW MORE SKIN SO LIKE WHAT EVEN

27 Aug 14 @ 9:36 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

27 Aug 14 @ 9:35 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

27 Aug 14 @ 9:35 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

balletnomore:

Gorgeous photos of Mariinsky’s Swan Lake by Dave Morgan (DanceTabs)

Yulia Stepanova - Odette/Odile

Xander Parish - Prince Siegfried

Rothbart - Andrei Yermakov

Big Swans - Viktoria Brilyova, Alisa Sodoleva, Yulianna Chereshkevich, Zlata Yalinich

27 Aug 14 @ 9:32 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

27 Aug 14 @ 9:30 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

chettalovesherboys:

wificrossing:

i wish animal crossing was real like u walk into a new town dirt poor and suddenly u have a career and people who like u

#jean valjean

27 Aug 14 @ 9:26 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

27 Aug 14 @ 9:25 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
27 Aug 14 @ 9:24 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
#newsies  
clothing adjustments that need to happen

talk-newty-to-me:

merlsemrys:

runningbox11:

• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear

pockets

pockets

27 Aug 14 @ 9:21 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

27 Aug 14 @ 9:19 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
27 Aug 14 @ 9:17 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
#fashion  

safety-officer-barto:

trimcoast:

safety-officer-barto:

why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn

image

my hand slipped.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS

27 Aug 14 @ 11:22 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
27 Aug 14 @ 11:21 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

thehealthywarrior:

Britain’s first black marchioness

Okay y’all. 

This is: Emma McQuiston

And as that says, she’s this first black marchioness Britain has ever had. 

But she’s not the only black royal

but THIS IS A BIG DEAL.

plus she’s getting snubbed like big time. The groom’s father didn’t even come. And she said things like: 

she has been snubbed by the British elite because of her ethnicity and background

SO REBLOG IT, CAUSE SHE’S GORGEOUS AND EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE HER.

27 Aug 14 @ 11:21 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
#royals  
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